Hi everyone! Well, I have some funny jokes for you all, and not just,
Knock Knock, who's there? Boo. Boo Who?
Lol. Not that I have anything against this joke. . .Actually, I'm not going to lie. It's ridiculous. And hopefully, the ones below are better.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was
physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was
a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that
Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a
whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little
girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'. The teacher asked, 'What if
Jonah went to hell?' The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were
drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she
got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing
was. The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.' The teacher paused and said,
'But no one knows what God looks like.' Without missing a beat, or looking up
from her drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a minute.'
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with
her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to 'honour'
thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us
how to treat our brothers and sisters?' Without missing a beat one little
boy (the oldest of a family) answered, 'Thou shall not kill.'
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen
sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white
hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her
mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?' Her
mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry
or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.' The little girl thought about
this revelation for a while and then said, 'Mommy, how come ALL of
grandma's hairs are white?'
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. 'Just think how nice it
will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer,
she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small
voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher,
she's dead.'
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the
matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you
know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.' 'Yes,' the
class said. 'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary
position the blood doesn't run into my feet?' A little fellow shouted, 'Cause
your feet ain't empty.'
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary
school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The
nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: 'Take only ONE . God is
watching.' Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table
was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a
note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.'
Knock Knock, who's there? Boo. Boo Who?
Lol. Not that I have anything against this joke. . .Actually, I'm not going to lie. It's ridiculous. And hopefully, the ones below are better.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was
physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was
a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that
Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a
whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little
girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'. The teacher asked, 'What if
Jonah went to hell?' The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were
drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she
got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing
was. The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.' The teacher paused and said,
'But no one knows what God looks like.' Without missing a beat, or looking up
from her drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a minute.'
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with
her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to 'honour'
thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us
how to treat our brothers and sisters?' Without missing a beat one little
boy (the oldest of a family) answered, 'Thou shall not kill.'
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen
sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white
hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her
mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?' Her
mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry
or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.' The little girl thought about
this revelation for a while and then said, 'Mommy, how come ALL of
grandma's hairs are white?'
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. 'Just think how nice it
will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer,
she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small
voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher,
she's dead.'
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the
matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you
know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.' 'Yes,' the
class said. 'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary
position the blood doesn't run into my feet?' A little fellow shouted, 'Cause
your feet ain't empty.'
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary
school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The
nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: 'Take only ONE . God is
watching.' Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table
was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a
note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.'
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