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The title testifies! Check out this new illusion theme! Some of the pictures that head each page mess with your eyes, especially the TRUE STORIES page picture. . .Hope everyone likes it! I know it's not very jasmine-y, but it's neat, anyway. I have to go, enjoy the theme!
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See how often I'm updating? I'm really trying to post something every other day, but I know this is the second day in a row, hope nobody minds. :-) Hi everyone! Well, I have some funny jokes for you all, and not just,
Knock Knock, who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Lol. Not that I have anything against this joke. . .Actually, I'm not going to lie. It's ridiculous. And hopefully, the ones below are better. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'. The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?' The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.' The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.' Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a minute.' A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to 'honour' thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?' Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, 'Thou shall not kill.' One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?' Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.' The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, 'Mommy, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?' The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. 'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher, she's dead.' A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.' 'Yes,' the class said. 'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?' A little fellow shouted, 'Cause your feet ain't empty.' The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: 'Take only ONE . God is watching.' Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.' Well, I don't have any time to blog, so I hope I'll make up for it with these two videos! Aren't these the cutest? Now I want a baby bunny, and a kitten. Oh well, I already have two grown cats. But still. . . I know, I know. I haven't said anything to anyone or updated in a while. . .Sorry. Anyway, my life has been so busy! I've been working on the finale of THE TRIAL, trying to finish Math for the year, getting together with friends, doing art, cleaning, and also learning that life is too short.
I know I sound all preachy, but, see, I wanted to volunteer at an animal shelter. I really wanted to do some volunteer work, but with animals, because, no offense, but sometimes I like animals more than people. So I went to Google and looked up all of the Animal Shelters around me, and found that you have to be at least fifteen, which clearly, I am not. And I think that life is too short to have to be as old as fifteen to work with animals. I mean, I have a billion of them, and I'm good with them. Well, this isn't a place to voice complaints, so I'll just shut up about that now. There is a really cool app for iTouches and iPhones that is called MSLite. Or just MS, the more expensive version. This app makes really beautiful slideshows and I just love it! I made one about our trip to England. :-) The difference between MSLite and MS is that on MSLite you can only put three pictures in the slideshow and one caption each. On MS youcan put tons more. But it is still awesome. So there was just a huge tornado that came through North Carolina, and about a half-mile from my house, things are obliterated. OMG it was so close, we could see and hear it. We had to take shelter in our bathroom under the stairs, and with four people, two cats, and a dog, I can tell you just how roomy it was. It barely missed us, and we didn't have electricity for about seven hours. But that wasn't too bad, compared to the death rate. Nine people died around where I live. Twenty-two died in other parts of North Carolina from this same storm. :-( Well, I have to go, thanks for reading my boring, rambling post. Cya! Whoever wins best story or best poem will get to choose the character and plotline for my next story/poem. So send your literary work (lol) in today! You could win! (For a free trial, please call. . . jk). But seriously, send something in! Thanks!
P.S.~ Check out this link to funny names of towns. It's fun and embarrasing to see the ones in your state. http://www.coolquiz.com/trivia/usa/towns.asp ~Kate Well, Shruti , who sent in the Sneezing Panda video, has won the contest! People emailed and it turns out that video won. Well, Shruti, tell me what kind of story you would like!
Well. . .I'm sure you've noticed, but I changed the site format as a new month is coming. I went ahead and changed it early as I'm going to be very busy the next few days. The 'rents are going to England and Wales, someone's coming to stay with me, I have to do school, clean, and fit in some art. ;-)
Well, I've decided that as I go along, I'm going to add more pictures to the picture viewer thingy on the Short Stories page. As the story progresses. That is, if this makes sense. In fact, I've already added some. Also, I have not gotten any entries for the YOUR PAGE poems or stories. Please, move along with that. And tomorrow, I will announce the contest winner of the FUNNIEST YOUTUBE VIDEO contest. Thanks!!
Thanks to a comment made by Calla, I have decided to add an ARTWORK page to this site sometime in the next month or so. (I know, I know, but I have school and art lessons and the gym and all that). All the artwork will have been done by me at some point.....Anyway, thanks Calla! So hopefully you will all see some art page soon. Like I said, hopefully. Also, today is Saint Patrick's Day, so I'm writing in green. ;)
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